>he raises raccoons in front of Merasmus’ castle
>he names one Lieutenant Bites
>He proceeds to try to burn Merasmus’ body while his soul is ranting
>He took an entire freaking bottle of Kill Me Come Back Stronger pills thinking they were heart medication
>His team mates that he cares about tons are being slaughtered
>Spy is deeply annoyed with him like always.
>He just laughs it off
Soldier gives no fucks, guys. Always the favorite merc.