Your waifu a shit

>he raises raccoons in front of Merasmus’ castle

>he names one Lieutenant Bites

>He proceeds to try to burn Merasmus’ body while his soul is ranting

>He took an entire freaking bottle of Kill Me Come Back Stronger pills thinking they were heart medication

>His team mates that he cares about tons are being slaughtered

>Spy is deeply annoyed with him like always.

>He just laughs it off

Soldier gives no fucks, guys. Always the favorite merc.